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​Aurora Borealyxx - lead vocals, guitar, percussion 
Ivana Rökk - lead guitar, vocals, keyboards
Kay Oss - bass, vocals
Barbie Cyde - drums, percussion, vocals


Little did this fierce foursome of femme fatales know that one innocent jam session in an abandoned L.A. warehouse would lead to their coronation as Sirens Of The Sunset Strip. If they were a wine, they would begin with undertones of The Donnas, continue with hints of L7 and Pretenders, and finish with a heaping aftertaste of Mötley Crüe and Guns N' Roses.

The Six-Six-Six EP saw the band make their rocktroduction as the female equivalent of an 80's glam metal band, with songs littered with excess, conquests and other sins. Fast forward to 2015's Read Our Lips and you'll find a group at the height of their powers, realizing their potential as modern feminist icons, yet still finding the time to shred and destroy.
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              'Logo' tee - white  $35            
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     'Read Our Lips' tee  $35
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'OY! OY! OY!' tee  $35
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    'Generation Sociopath Tour' tee  $35   ​
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'Stiletto Nights Tour' tee  $45
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         'Elements' tee  $35        

           DISCOGRAPHY             
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2020 - The Lasagna Boondoggle
ORIGINALS
Crotch Rocket (2:56)
Eyes Up Here (3:31)
Snake Charmer (3:42) 
Ride Until Morning (4:13)
A Little Premature (3:04)
HEanderthal (4:28)

COVERS
Under My Heel - reworking of the Rolling Stones' Under My Thumb (3:50)
Kool Thing - Sonic Youth cover (4:07)
Bad Reputation - Joan Jett cover (2:48)
Middle Of The Road - Pretenders cover (4:25)

Live Wire - Mötley Crüe cover (3:19)
Dead Horse - Guns N' Roses (4:32)
Rebel Girl - Bikini Kill cover (2:49)
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2017 - Generation Sociopath
 Hit Me Where It Hurts (4:43)
What Doesn't Kill You
​(Hurts Like Hell) (4:10)
Generation Sociopath (3:46) 
Nectar Of The Gods (4:03)
Buyer's Remorse (3:41)
​From The Mouths Of Babes (3:12)
A Shell Of A Man (4:28)
​Itch To Scratch, Bone To Pick (4:15) 
Badassery (2:57)
Naughty Neighbor (3:39) 
​Venturing Below The Equator (3:07)
My So-Called Strife (3:49)
Narcissistic Pandemic (4:55)
Trump D'Oeil (5:24)
Spandex Suzie - bonus track​ (2:53)
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2015 - Read Our Lips
Read Our Lips (4:35)
Devil's Pole (3:27)
A Snowball's Chance (2:54)
Roughshod (4:01)
Live Young, Die Fast (3:18)
Love Injection (3:46)
Make Me Care (3:52)
​Ill Will (4:07)
Heart's Not In It (3:09)
It's Not Me It's You (4:07)
Wear You Out (2:43)
Womanthem (6:40)
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2013 - Stiletto Nights
Greetings From The Sunset
Strip - Instrumental (1:55)
Ain't Goin' Out Like That (3:32)
Stiletto Nights (5:11)
Sweet Sabotage (4:26)    

In It To Sin It (4:11)
softboy (2:34)
Swipe Right For Love (3:41)
Dressed To Maim (3:04)
Body Shots (4:12)
​Kiss Me On The (Apoca)Lips (4:01)
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​2010 - Tattered Libido
Ballistic Kissile (3:51)
In Your Dreams (4:19)
More Than You Can Chew (2:53)
Did I Come At A Bad Time? (4:31)
Tattered Libido (3:25)
Walk Of Shame (3:03)
​Boregasm (3:12)
Love You And Leave You (5:09)
​Last Night On Earth (3:15)
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  2008 - Six-Six-Six (EP)
Whip You Into Shape (2:45)
  Kitten's Got Claws (3:32)
​  Beautiful Bastard (3:08)
​ Magic In Your Vein (3:56)
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    • The Debt Pandas
    • EIN ZWEI DREI
    • Experience Machines
    • Fashion The Cactus
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