Soooo, why make t-shirts about bands that don't even exist?
We're simply carrying on the time-honoured tradition of fake rock that has existed since, well, The Monkees. Sure, they ended up an actual band, but back when it all began, they were just a bunch of guys that the teen girls of the 60's would find absolutely dreamy. Then came Spinal Tap, Bad News, Josie And The Pussycats, The Zit Remedy, Flying Tortoise, Weird Sisters... the market is ripe for the taking in fake bands and fake band merch! In short, too many great fake band names, not enough time.
Who'd win in a fight: Enter The Dragon-era Bruce Lee or a kangaroo trained in Krav Maga?
Umm... not really qualified to answer that question, but not sure if you can teach any marsupial Krav Maga (boxing is another matter altogether). Other than that minor detail, a matchup like that depends on whether Bruce has his Bo staff or nunchaku. If he's barehanded, it wouldn't be pretty.
What's your return policy?
We take about 2-7 business days to create apparel products (t-shirts, etc.) and 2-5 business days for non-apparel products (posters, etc.). Then you should add shipping times on top of that. Speed and price depends on product type and destination. It can get a bit confusing, that's why we've made these tables to help you out. 97.66% of our orders are shipped within 5 business days. More than a half of our orders are shipped within 3 business days or less.
Any claims for misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 4 weeks after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 4 weeks after the estimated delivery date. Claims deemed an error on our part are covered at our expense.
For more information, please take a look at our Returns and Refunds page.
When I enter my information to buy something, does it get sent to a Black-Ops satellite that tracks my every move? Nosireebob. Your info is safe with us and definitely not going to a mega-secret, off-the-books intelligence agency that puts Big Brother in legendary author George Orwell's 1984 to shame. For more information, have a read of our Privacy Policy page.
Is there anything I should know about where and how my merch is getting to me?
SHIPPING & HANDLING
Handling and Processing
Orders placed in the United States (add Canada & Intl.) are processed and shipped within 4-5 business days. During Sales and the Holiday Season, orders placed in the United States (add Canada & Intl.) are processed and shipped within 7-10 business days. Pre-sale items shipped based on the information provided in the product description.
Order Changes
If you need to make a change to the shipping address on your order, please reach us directly by email at cs@pdbrand.com.
Tracking Information
Tracking numbers will be provided once your order has been processed and shipped. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email that will contain a tracking number and link to help you track your package. Please allow 24 hours for the tracking number to become active. If for any reason you do not receive a tracking number within 3-4 business days (5-7 business days during the Holiday Season), please feel free to reach us directly.
E-mail: FAUXRAWKMERCH@GMAIL.COM
Shipping Rates
Shipping rates are determined based on the carrier service that is chosen at checkout. Most orders take approximately 3-7 business days to arrive (this excludes international orders) from the day of shipment.
Free Shipping Option
All orders over $75 (within the United States, excluding Hawaii and Alaska) are eligible for free shipping. Free shipping generally takes 3-7 business days, depending on geographical location. Please note, orders must be $75 before taxes and shipping. If using a discount code, orders must total $75 after the discount has been applied.
Expedited Shipping Options
Popular Demand offers expedited shipping options via UPS. All orders requesting expedited shipping (Next Day Air, Second Day Air or Three Day Select) must be placed before 4:00PM (PST) to be processed the same day. Please note, if you place an expedited order on Friday, you will not receive it until Monday at the earliest.
Due to growing fraud, all orders requesting expedited shipping are required to have a billing address that matches the address in which the order is being shipped to. If you require a package to be shipped to an alternate address, you will be emailed by a customer service representative to provide proper documentation. The verification process may delay the processing time of your order. Failure to provide requested documentation will result in your order being cancelled.
Product Availability From time to time there may be information on Faux Rawk that contains inaccuracies in regards to availability. We reserve the right to correct any errors, inaccuracies or omissions, and to change or update information at any time without prior notice (including after you have submitted your order). We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you.
If you have any questions regarding restocks or product availability please feel free to reach us directly via e-mail.
E-mail: FAUXRAWKMERCH@GMAIL.COM
What type of payment methods do you accept?
Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover.
What happens if I found product on your site for $0?
Sorry this is an error. Our system will not allow zero dollar orders and that product will be cancelled from your order.
Where are you guys located?
We are located in Irvine, CA.
Do you have any discount codes available?
Sign up to be a member (bottom right hand corner of the footer on our site) and stay updated on all promotions and discounts! Also, keep an eye out on our social media!
We're simply carrying on the time-honoured tradition of fake rock that has existed since, well, The Monkees. Sure, they ended up an actual band, but back when it all began, they were just a bunch of guys that the teen girls of the 60's would find absolutely dreamy. Then came Spinal Tap, Bad News, Josie And The Pussycats, The Zit Remedy, Flying Tortoise, Weird Sisters... the market is ripe for the taking in fake bands and fake band merch! In short, too many great fake band names, not enough time.
Who'd win in a fight: Enter The Dragon-era Bruce Lee or a kangaroo trained in Krav Maga?
Umm... not really qualified to answer that question, but not sure if you can teach any marsupial Krav Maga (boxing is another matter altogether). Other than that minor detail, a matchup like that depends on whether Bruce has his Bo staff or nunchaku. If he's barehanded, it wouldn't be pretty.
What's your return policy?
We take about 2-7 business days to create apparel products (t-shirts, etc.) and 2-5 business days for non-apparel products (posters, etc.). Then you should add shipping times on top of that. Speed and price depends on product type and destination. It can get a bit confusing, that's why we've made these tables to help you out. 97.66% of our orders are shipped within 5 business days. More than a half of our orders are shipped within 3 business days or less.
Any claims for misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 4 weeks after the product has been received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 4 weeks after the estimated delivery date. Claims deemed an error on our part are covered at our expense.
For more information, please take a look at our Returns and Refunds page.
When I enter my information to buy something, does it get sent to a Black-Ops satellite that tracks my every move? Nosireebob. Your info is safe with us and definitely not going to a mega-secret, off-the-books intelligence agency that puts Big Brother in legendary author George Orwell's 1984 to shame. For more information, have a read of our Privacy Policy page.
Is there anything I should know about where and how my merch is getting to me?
SHIPPING & HANDLING
Handling and Processing
Orders placed in the United States (add Canada & Intl.) are processed and shipped within 4-5 business days. During Sales and the Holiday Season, orders placed in the United States (add Canada & Intl.) are processed and shipped within 7-10 business days. Pre-sale items shipped based on the information provided in the product description.
Order Changes
If you need to make a change to the shipping address on your order, please reach us directly by email at cs@pdbrand.com.
Tracking Information
Tracking numbers will be provided once your order has been processed and shipped. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email that will contain a tracking number and link to help you track your package. Please allow 24 hours for the tracking number to become active. If for any reason you do not receive a tracking number within 3-4 business days (5-7 business days during the Holiday Season), please feel free to reach us directly.
E-mail: FAUXRAWKMERCH@GMAIL.COM
Shipping Rates
Shipping rates are determined based on the carrier service that is chosen at checkout. Most orders take approximately 3-7 business days to arrive (this excludes international orders) from the day of shipment.
Free Shipping Option
All orders over $75 (within the United States, excluding Hawaii and Alaska) are eligible for free shipping. Free shipping generally takes 3-7 business days, depending on geographical location. Please note, orders must be $75 before taxes and shipping. If using a discount code, orders must total $75 after the discount has been applied.
Expedited Shipping Options
Popular Demand offers expedited shipping options via UPS. All orders requesting expedited shipping (Next Day Air, Second Day Air or Three Day Select) must be placed before 4:00PM (PST) to be processed the same day. Please note, if you place an expedited order on Friday, you will not receive it until Monday at the earliest.
Due to growing fraud, all orders requesting expedited shipping are required to have a billing address that matches the address in which the order is being shipped to. If you require a package to be shipped to an alternate address, you will be emailed by a customer service representative to provide proper documentation. The verification process may delay the processing time of your order. Failure to provide requested documentation will result in your order being cancelled.
Product Availability From time to time there may be information on Faux Rawk that contains inaccuracies in regards to availability. We reserve the right to correct any errors, inaccuracies or omissions, and to change or update information at any time without prior notice (including after you have submitted your order). We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you.
If you have any questions regarding restocks or product availability please feel free to reach us directly via e-mail.
E-mail: FAUXRAWKMERCH@GMAIL.COM
What type of payment methods do you accept?
Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover.
What happens if I found product on your site for $0?
Sorry this is an error. Our system will not allow zero dollar orders and that product will be cancelled from your order.
Where are you guys located?
We are located in Irvine, CA.
Do you have any discount codes available?
Sign up to be a member (bottom right hand corner of the footer on our site) and stay updated on all promotions and discounts! Also, keep an eye out on our social media!