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​Jeremiah Sheridan - Vocals/Guitar/Harmonica
Clementine Lubbock - Banjo/Vocals/Fiddle/Pedal Steel Guitar/Accordion/Jug
Fetu Sulu'ape Fa'aso'otauloa 
- Lead Guitar
Nikki-Lynn Jackson - Bass/Vocals
Clint Montgomery - Drums/Percussion/Washboard


Being referred to as the "Wyld Stallyns Of Country Music" may not be every band's cup of tea (dream? desire?), but it's a badge that Jeremiah Thunderclap And The Dakota Polecats wear with pride. 

How they came to be is about as serendipitous as you can get - they met each other on the same day while visiting the Country Music Hall Of Fame with different groups. "I was looking at the ____ display when I bumped into (drummer) Clint," remarks lead singer Jeremiah Sheridan, "and we got to talking about our love of country and what we thought was missing from the current scene." Bassist Nikki-Lynn Jackson was taking a tour group around when another future band member asked an insightful question. "Actually," says Nikki-Lynn, "Clem (multi-instrumentlist Clementine Lubbock) was a tour guide at the Hall Fame too, so we were friends already and had actually performed together too."


Lead guitarist Fetu Sulu'ape Fa'aso'otauloa jumps in and continues the story. "I was the one who asked Nikki-Lynn the question! I wanted to know if the Hall Of Fame had any footage of (Alabama band lead singer) Randy Owen's hair regimen in the 80's. She had a good laugh at first, but when she realized I was dead serious, she told me to stay back after the tour to meet Clem.
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'Showdown' tee  $35
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'Never Too Country Tour' tee $42
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'Country Fer Ever' tee  $35
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'The Lord Never Meant Fer Us To Run Out Of Beer'
​lyric tee  
$45
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'Country In Our D.N.A. Tour' tee $45

DISCOGRAPHY
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2019 - Anonymousville, U.S.A.
Done Gone Done It Again ()
If I Had My Druthers ()

Anonymousville, U.S.A. ()
Untoward ()
Texas-Sized 10-4 ()

Did You Drink Enough To Miss Me
(Or Miss Me Enough To Drink) ()
Certified Sunnava ()
Dodge City (instrumental) ()
My Heart Will Never Be Broken
​(Only Chafed A Bit) ()
A Town Called Lonely ()
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2016 - Never Too Country
Did You Kiss Yer Mama
​With That Mouth? ()
Give A Dang ()
Bear At Your Back Door ()
​You'll Do Fer Tonight ()
A Day Short And A Dollar Late ()
Almost Bought The Farm ()
Fishin', Bars & Countin' Stars ()
Fight Like H-E-Double-L ()
Bulldoggin' ()
​Never Too Country ()
Love You More Than Whiskey ()
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2013 - Them Thar Hills
Them Thar Hills ()
Discouragin' Words (Where
​Seldom Is Heard) ()

Pour Me A Cold One ()
Bin' Thar, Dun' That ()

Leave The Porch Light On ()
The Bride Word Black ()
Down By The Crick ()
The Lord Never Meant Fer Us
​To Run Out Of Beer ()
​Dagnabbit! I Love You ()
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  • Artists
    • Absolute Deathification
    • The Agony And The Agony
    • Ampersand Ümlaut
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    • Astral Daggers
    • Brainhammer
    • Deathblossom
    • The Debt Pandas
    • EIN ZWEI DREI
    • Experience Machines
    • Fashion The Cactus
    • Harm To Ongoing Matter
    • Hot Dollop
    • The Incredible Rhyme Animals
    • Jeremiah Thunderclap And The Dakota Polecats
    • My Sweaty Cats
    • Vön Öy
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