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​MC Cranium
MC Sacroiliac 
​DJ Stimulus


Bismarck, North Dakota is NOT a hotspot for rap, or any other music for that matter. That being said, the self-proclaimed "smartest rap group in the world" comes out of this midwestern state capital.

With their combined IQs, the Animals could probably learn Mandarin while building a rocket that runs on styrofoam. Instead, they have created some of the most intelligent, thought-provoking hip hop ever. That being said, please don't forget to pay attention to some of the sickest beats you'll ever lay your ears on.
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'Logo' tee - black $40
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'Logo' tee - gray $40
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'Mixtape' tee  $35
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'The Pen Is Mightier Than
​The Katana Tour' tee  
$45
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'Weapons Of Mass Instruction Tour' tee  $42
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'Lyrics' tee  $35
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'RISE' lyrics tee  $45

DISCOGRAPHY
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2020 - The Hunted Becomes The Hunter
Got The Sauce (3:11)
Blow Ya Mind (3:57)
Prehensile Lust (4:03)
Running Your Mouth (3:45)
Poison Pill (4:20)
The Hunter Becomes
The Hunted (5:18)

Stop The Chicanery (3:02)
Help Me Help You (2:44)
Hail Tha 701 (Reign
Has Begun) (3:36)

Steal My Thunder (4:29)
Hired Gun (3:08)
​Said My Piece (4:41)
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2017 - Metaphysical
​Graffiti
Continuum Pt. 1 (2:31)
​For All Intents
And Porpoises (4:10)
Hyperreactive (3:34)
A Scintilla Of An Iota (2:47)
Mano Y Mano (3:40)
Prison Of Your
Own Making (4:23)
Ever The Contrarian (2:54)
Pheromoan (4:46)
Got No Time To
Chit-Chat (3:18)
Doubt Of The Benefit (3:29)
A Little More Conversation
(A Little Less Action) (5:42)
Muse To My Stimuli (4:07) 
Knee Deep In It (3:13)
The Room In The
Elephant (3:15)

Universal Mind Control -
Common cover (3:31)

Not In Your Lexicon (3:37)
​Continuum Pt. 2 (2:19)
​Discourse On Tha Method (includes sample of Led Zeppelin's 
Trampled Under Foot) (4:39)
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2004 - The Sweet
​Science
The Sweet Science (4:46)
Goin' Mensa On Yo' Ass (3:12)
Relativity Speaking (5:38)
​On All Synapses (4:09)
Theorem (4:42)
(Don't) Relax
Your Syntax (3:20)
Conundrum Wrapped In
​An Enigma (4:14)
Respect The Process (3:53)
Quirkz N Quarkz (3:04)

​Legend In My
​Own Mind (5:02)

Sage Advice (2:52)
Anotha Level (3:17)
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2001 - The Pen Is Mightier
Than The Katana
My Cerebral Cortex Is
Bigger Than Yours (2:57)
Strategizin' (4:02)
Tripping The Light
​Iambic (3:21)
From All Sides (3:43)
The Pen Is Mightier (4:44)
Well-Versed (4:08)
Hone The Craft (3:53)
Unwritten Code (3:01)
Bushido Of The Streets (4:16)
Your Mind Is Bangin' (3:24)
Game Within
The Game (3:09)
Breakneck Speed (4:05)
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  • Home
  • Artists
    • Absolute Deathification
    • The Agony And The Agony
    • Ampersand Ümlaut
    • Antidisestablishmentarians
    • Astral Daggers
    • Brainhammer
    • Deathblossom
    • The Debt Pandas
    • EIN ZWEI DREI
    • Experience Machines
    • Fashion The Cactus
    • Harm To Ongoing Matter
    • Hot Dollop
    • The Incredible Rhyme Animals
    • Jeremiah Thunderclap And The Dakota Polecats
    • My Sweaty Cats
    • Vön Öy
  • Store
  • News
  • REVIEWS
  • Rawk Blawg
  • About
    • Staff
    • FAQ
    • Terms and Conditions >
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