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​Greg Montagne - bass, vocals 
Marianne Lavallee - guitars, vocals 
John Schicter - guitars
Bradley Johnson - drums, percussion


Eschewing the sights and sounds of Portland because it was too mainstream, Bend, Oregon's My Sweaty Cats evokes the musical stylings of a lovechild sprung from a Pavement/Sebadoh/Neutral Milk Hotel-inspired ménage à trois.
​Their debut EP, "Fi-Fi, Lo-Fi", is best listened to on a Fisher Price record player.

The band lives and dies by the musical and romantic partnership of Greg Montagne and Marianne Lavallee. The Cats' 8-year absence from the music scene was due the couple's urge to start a commune on the outskirts of Bend. 
From that hiatus came 2013's Dry Banana Hippy Hat (and some of the best goats' cheese in 
Deschutes County).
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'Name' tee  $30
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'Split-Head Cat'
​tee  
$30
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'Pig Latin Tour' tee  $40
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 'Astrocats' tee $35
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'Something's Amiss Tour' tee  $42

DISCOGRAPHY​
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2020 - Eye Candy
I Can't Even (4:12)
Eye Candy (3:55)
Tell It Like It Isn't (4:06)
Derelict In My Duties (4:30)
Brass Tacks (3:21)
Paradoxically Yours (4:37)
Do Mine Own Eyes
Deceive Me? (3:43)

Rocket Science (4:58)
To A Fault (3:19)
Disunambiguous (5:04)
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​2017 - Something's Amiss 
Something's Amiss (3:08)
Suckerhunch (2:57)
Leave (Well Enough
​Alone) (3:24) 
​Soft Underbelly (4:02)
Obsequious To A Fault (3:16)
Your Foibles (4:30)
She Loves Me Not,
She Loves Me Not (2:49)
​At My Worst (5:11)
Feeble Attempts (3:13)
Deux Fois Trompé (3:35)
Pavlovlogical Liar (4:16)
Compartmentalize My Sorrow (3:54)
Easily Amused (2:56)
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2013 - Dry Banana
​Hippy Hat
(Enough Of Your)
Tomfoolery (2:59)
​Flaxen Hair (3:36)
Leave A Mark​ (2:42)
The Be-All & End-All (4:03)
​You Have It In Spades (3:14)
Inside The Great
​Capybara Caper (3:37)
​Greyhound Bus (3:21)
​Rhymes With Duck (2:53)

Maybe Tomorrow -
Theme To The Littlest Hobo
 (6:38)
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2005 - Tunnel Vision
Nonflict (4:47)
Impersonal Empire (3:35) 
Moronoclast (3:56)
Tail Between My Legs (5:42)
Pick Up After Yourself (3:21)
Tunnel Vision (5:16)
You're Making Me
​Sebaceous (5:29)
Massapequa (7:12)
Cleanup In Aisle 3 (4:18)
Omnibus (6:03)
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2002 - It's Never Morning
​Until You Wake Up
He Carried The
Message To Me (5:01)
Clandestine (3:47)
You Had Me At
"We're Through" (2:34)
Not For The Squeamish (3:02)
It's Never Morning Until
You Wake Up (4:18)
A Conquistador's
​Quandary (2:56)
Diplomatic Immunity (3:15)
You Lose Some, 
​You Lose Some (4:09)
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   2000 - Igpay Atinlay
Piltsay IIkmay (2:46)
Ornadotay (3:20)
Ithoutway Ouyay (4:02)
Uroay Ummersay
Lingfay (3:38)
Onicsay Oombay (2:53)
Ou'veyay Onegay
​Ootay Arfay (4:09)
Andangofay (3:51)
Hetay Astlay Trawsay (2:33)
Igpay Atlinlay (3:27)
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1997 - Bend
Bend (4:29)
(Don't Sweat The)
Minutiae (2:53)
Stones & Sticks (3:18)
​I'll Leave It With You​ (2:34)
Discombobulated (3:07)
​Slather On The
Melancholy (3:21)
​Suicide Wings (2:46)
A Smattering Of
Armadillos (3:02)
​Ripped From
​The Headlines (3:25) 
​Precarious(ly) (4:04)

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1995 - Fee Fi Lo-Fi (EP) ​​
German Lessons (3:10)
​The Ides Of September (4:39)
​Attention To Deetail (3:24)
​Ignatius (4:13)
Be Prepared (3:06)
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  • Home
  • Artists
    • Absolute Deathification
    • The Agony And The Agony
    • Ampersand Ümlaut
    • Antidisestablishmentarians
    • Astral Daggers
    • Brainhammer
    • Deathblossom
    • The Debt Pandas
    • EIN ZWEI DREI
    • Experience Machines
    • Fashion The Cactus
    • Harm To Ongoing Matter
    • Hot Dollop
    • The Incredible Rhyme Animals
    • Jeremiah Thunderclap And The Dakota Polecats
    • My Sweaty Cats
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