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​Bjørn Svendsen - vocals
F. U. Stanton - lead guitar
Davy Robbins - lead guitar
Will "Reaper" Jones - guitar, keyboards

Ricky MacCranium - bass
Clive Pancetta/Hidetoshi Kagatora - drums, percussion

​Being the best in the world at something is always a badge of honour, even if it is in a genre where you're the only one. 

As trailblazers of the NWOBATABHM (New Wave Of Bay Area Thrash And British Heavy Metal), Brainhammer have carved out a deep gash in the rock universe with their ear canal-battering riffs and visions of mystical-yet-hellfire-saturated worlds. It doesn't hurt that their lead singer has actual Viking blood in his veins, going berserker-mode each and every night in the aim of conquering their audience of devoted "Hammerheads". 

Some bands may proclaim themselves the fastest or the heaviest, but when you're the second heaviest and third fastest, that's a killer combination.
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'Nail It Down Tour' tee  $35
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'Choose Metal' tee  $35
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'Bloody Ear' tee  $35
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'Live Like A Seppuku Tour' tee  $45
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'Metal Fortress Tour' tee  $45
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'Talons' tee  $35
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'Pilot' tee  $35
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'Cerebral Flatulence Tour' tee  $40
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'Fire & Fury Tour' raglan tee  $45

DISCOGRAPHY
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2018 - Fire And Fury
Belly Of The Beast (4:15)
Widowmaker (5:08)
Fool Me Thrice (3:53)
Ne'er-Do-Well (4:27)
Grave Mistake (3:42)
Undoing The Undone (3:57)
Certifiable (3:02)
​Trial By Hellfire (4:31)
Rue The Day (5:11)
​Channelling The
​Ancients (4:43)
Feet To The Fire (3:34)
Feel The Burn​ (4:56)
Fire And Fury (6:48)
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2017 - The Morningwood Sessions (acoustic LP) 
​Bite The Bullet (3:54)
Kill By The Sword,
Die By The Sword (4:52)​

​To The Teeth (3:37)
​Speaking In Norse ​Code (3:01)
Thank God I'm A
Country Boy (5:25)

​Embrace The
​Serpent (4:48)​

​​​Nail It Down (3:46)
Bodies (3:49)
​From Whence You Came (4:43)
​​​Orgy Of Hope (7:30)​
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2015 - Metal Fortress
Prepare For Invasion (2:51)
​It Takes A Pillage (3:18)
​Entrenched (4:06)
To The Teeth (3:48)
​Axe To Grind (4:12)
​Hot Oil Treatment (3:09)
​​Maximum Ferocity (4:20)
Strewn Amongst
​The Ruins​ (4:55)
Wargasm (5:07)
With Great Vengeance (3:44)
Kill By The Sword,
​Die By The Sword (4:39)​
Metal Fortress (5:52)
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2013 - Live Like A エピック!  Seppeku - 6 1/2 Nights 
​Of Pure Metal
​Metalsaurus (4:05)
​Nail It Down (3:39)
​By The Spleen Of The
​Gryphon (4:01)
​Cerebral Flatulence (4:17)

From Whence You Came (4:48)
​​Orgy Of Hope (6:06)
​​Avert Your Eyes (3:51)
Sin Eater (4:32)

​Bite The Bullet (3:47)
​Metal In Your Craw (4:43)
​Blackened Skye (5:24)
​Impaled By The Truth (4:13)
​Embrace The Serpent (4:50)

It's Only Rock N' Roll
​(But I Like It) (5:28) 
 
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2010 - Embrace The Serpent
Embrace The Serpent (4:38)
​Metalsaurus (3:52)
​Avert Your Eyes (3:36)
Orgy Of Hope (5:34)
Shellshocked (4:07)
Eye For An Eye​ (3:49) 
Metal In Your Craw (4:21)
Like A Hole In The
​Head (3:13)
​Messiah Pariah (4:05)
​Bite The Bullet (3:20)
Egregious (3:42)
​Haemorrhage My Heart (5:11)
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2007 - From Whence You Came
From Whence You Came (4:35)
Dark At The End Of
​The Tunnel (3:59)
​Incur Your Wrath (3:27)
​Pillage The Village (4:01)
By The Spleen Of
​The Gryphon (3:42)
I'll Be Damned (4:18)
Speaking In Norse Code (2:54)
​That Which Can't
​Be Unseen (3:30)
Common Daemoninator (4:23)
Blackened Skye (4:56)
The Primeval Directive (4:07)​
Fall Upon Your Sword (3:50)
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2004 - Cerebral Flatulence
Sin Eater (4:16)
Horribly Normal Face (3:27)
Cerebral Flatulence (3:56)
​Kill Your False Idols (4:03)
In Lockstep With Evil (4:12)
The Distinction
​Of Extinction (3:48)
Front Row Center To Madness / Stage Left To Insanity (5:04)
Smited By Love (3:31)
Eat Your Fear (3:49)
A Fate Worse Than Life (4:25)
​Volcanic (5:20)
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 2001 - Nail It Down
Nail It Down (3:07)
Impaled By The Truth (3:41)
Corporate Sinner-gy (4:16)
Brainhammer (4:32)
Immoral Dilemma​ (5:22)
A Thousand Deaths (3:45)
What Fresh Hell Is This? (4:43)
Frontal Robotomy​ (3:19)
Encased In Evil (4:58)
Suffocate Your Spirit (5:04)
Out For Blood (4:18)
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    • The Debt Pandas
    • EIN ZWEI DREI
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    • Fashion The Cactus
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