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Adrian Büeller - vocals
Markus Osler - guitars
Hans Mäch - guitars 
Felix Gutmann - bass
Johann Schlibe - drums


The Metalocalypse TV show joked about a band having a greater GDP than some countries, but Absolute Deathification can actually lay claim to this. Hailed as the "greatest thing ever to come out of Liechtenstein", this death metal band has become the unofficial ambassadors of the tiny land-locked country of approximately 40,000.

The expected death and doom topics come up in Absolute's songs, but sometimes the band will throw their fans a curve with positive outlooks like re-embowelling rather than disembowelling, or 2008's "Rainbows and Puppy Dogs" release, which was inspired by the birth of vocalist Adrian Büeller's daughter. "Rainbows"may go down in history as quite possibly the happiest and most optimistic death metal album ever made.

When asked if they will ever consider getting into Liechtensteinian politics, the band is coy and diplomatic. One thing is for certain: they are all in agreement that one of their songs should replace the national anthem.
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Logo tee - black  ​​$30
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Logo tee - white ​​$30
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'Permanent Spiralysis Tour' tee  $45
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'The Evil Leading The Evil' tee  $35
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'Conjunctivitis Of The Soul Tour' tee  $45
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'When Mayhem And Chaos Ensue' tee $45

DISCOGRAPHY
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2020 - A Thousand Cuts
- every song from their catalogue
- every demo they've recorded
- every unused riff, guitar solo,
​drum beat archived by the band
- vocalist Adrian Büeller's "Shower Sessions", where he tries out different grunts, growls, death moans and screams for future use
- a rare recording of the band's version of the Liechtenstein national anthem
- new song, "Hemorrhoidal Ebullition"
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2017 - Aeternum Vale
LP 1
​Burn The World (4:50)

Face Melter (4:03)
Feasting On 
​
The Remains (3:55)
Reduced To Ashes (3:38)
Idle Hands... (4:16)
Bring Out Your Dead (3:28)
By Process Of
Elimination (3:47)
Shackled To A
Corpse ​(5:01)

Left To ​Rot (4:11)
From The Grave (5:39)
LP 2
Igne Natura
​Renovatur Integra
 (6:02)
Oderint Dum Metuant (4:14)
Aut Neca Aut Necare (5:08)
Vincere In Bono
Malum 
(4:37)
Para Bellum (4:23)
Rigor Mortis (3:45) 
Mors Omnibus (4:56)
Facillis Descenus Averno (5:19) 
​Aeternum Vale (8:31)
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2011 - When Mayhem
​And Chaos Ensue
Conjunctivitis Of The Soul (7:19)
Certain Doom (9:24)
​When Mayhem And
​​Chaos Ensue (6:01)
​The Riot Inside Us All (5:08)
It Never Ends (4:45)
Sisyphus' Folly (5:36)
Sound & Fury (6:13)
Daily Dose Of Havoc (3:23)
Perfect Despair (4:07)
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2008 - Rainbows and Puppy Dogs
Warm Hugs (8:42)
Rainbows & Puppy Dogs (14:27)  

Dancing On The Ceiling - 
​​Lionel Richie cover
 (5:21)

Sunshine & Lollipops (1:56)
Don't Worry Be Happy -
Bobby McFerrin cover 
(4:04)

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life - 
​Monty Python cover
 (6:18)

You Make My Dreams Come True -
Hall & Oates cover
 (3:02)

Supercalifragilisticexpa​lidocious (2:33)
​Happy - Pharrell Williams cover (4:10)
​Walking On Sunshine -
Katrina & The Waves cover 
(3:49)
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2005 - The Evil
Leading The Evil
Re-embowelling Of The Fallen (6:36)
The Evil Leading The Evil (5:13)
A.M.O.K. (4:39)
Predestined To Damnation (3:35)
Hidden In Plain Sight (5:22)
They Call Him ​Mr. Daemon (3:54)
The Devil's In The Details -
​No, Really... (6:66)

​Relentless ​Reprobation (6:17)
​Doctrine Of Insignificance (4:58)
Patheticology (4:14)
Depravity From ​Within (8:07)
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2003 - There Will Be Blood,
And Flesh, And Sinew,
​And Bile, And...
Punishable By Damnation (4:58)
Autumnal Mausoleum (4:10)
Left To Rot (5:29)
Decent To The Depths (5:03)
Aortic Schism (3:47)

Conjoined By Misery (6:01)
Torn Asunder (4:42)
Unrepentant (3:38)
Demagogic Seduction (4:56)
Hivernal Purgatory (7:05)
Certain Doom (11:24)
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2000 - Vomit On The Puny
Masticated To Oblivion (5:54) 
Purging Of The
​Innocents (4:47)
Elegy For Sapiens (3:34)
​Death Becomes ​Her (6:22)
Absolute Deathification (3:49)
Transmitted Necromancy (4:13)
​Orifices Of Evil (4:11)
Gaia's Tantrum (4:34)
Spasmodic Sonata (5:06)   
​Vomit On The Puny (7:02)
Your Putrescent Worth (4:58)
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1998 - Consumed By Brutalism
Post-Apocalyptic (3:33)
Massive And Severe
Geometry (7:14)

​Uncompromising
Infrastructure (5:17)

Blueprint For Decimation (3:57)
Ever-Sprawling
Suburban Decay (5:19)

Moral Deformaties (4:46)
 Abhorrent Beauty (3:04)
Unethical Aesthetics (6:03)
Consumed By Brutalism (8:47)
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1995 - Permanent Spiralysis
An Overwhelming
Maelstrom Of Infinite
Cerebral Horrors (9:37)
Permanent Spiralysis (5:57)
​Free-For-All (2:56)
The Vortex Of Existence (4:21)
Deincarnation (3:52)
When The Going Gets Tough, Satan Sentences
The ​Whiners (4:18)
Prisoners Of Vertigo (3:30)​

Dizzy - 
​Tommy Roe cover (3:01)

Spiritual Nausea (4:44)
Down The Rabbit Hole (6:25)
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1992 - ​Infernal Winter
Death By Exposure (4:53)
​Snowblind (5:49) 
Blistering Numbness (4:01)
Hypothermic Terminal Burrowing (5:22)
Bleak White Nothing (6:12)
Kolyma (7:34)
Absolute Zero (6:44)
Infernal Winter (13:28)
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