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​Edward The Frivolous - lead vocals, guitars, mandolin, glockenspiel
​Leopold DCLXVI - guitars, vocals, harp, lute
Napolean Bonerparte - guitars, lyre, harpsichord, theorbo
Ferdinand III 1/2 - bass, vocals, fortepiano, octave spinet
Maximilian The Corrupt - drums, timpani, tambours/tabor, gong


Ever since their arrival on the hard rock scene in 2009, Ampersand Ümlaut have divided fans and critics alike with their juxtaposition of lacy and frilly stage presence and heavy, driving riffage. Think harder than AC/DC, prettier than Poison and more historically accurate than Falco. 

Their newest album, Dichotomy, aims to push the envelope further, playing louder and faster, all the while looking straight out of Marie Antoinette's French Revolution heydays. To ratchet the authenticity meter up a few more notches, the band has also incorporated 18th century instruments into their music, both in their natural state and modified to play straight out of a Marshall amp.
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'Logo' tee - white $35
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'Logo' tee - black $35
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'Guillotine' tee  $35
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'Amp Wall' tee  $35
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'U.S. Tour' tee  $35
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'Grand M​asquerade Tour' tee  $45

DISCOGRAPHY
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2019 - Seal Your Fate​​
Nary A Chance (In Helle) (3:08)
Petticoated Plaything (3:24)
Nudge Nudge Wink Wink (2:32)

Seal Your Fate (6:29)
Spank You Very Much (1:58)
Marquis De Mad (4:49)

Chouette Coquette (3:47)
Get Thee To A Nunnery (2:55)
Her Majesty's Pleasure (4:31)
Your Cups Runneth Over (3:16)
Madame De Pompadour (4:13)
L'Esprit D'Escalier (3;02)
Hitherto (5:46)
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2016 - Dichotomy
The Age Of Enlightenment (5:23)
Bête Accompli (3:48)
New Regime (3:02)
Heart(Baroque)n (4:51)
Scandale! (3:21)
My Reputation Proceeds Me (3:44)
Coup D'État (3:13)
LXIX (1:09)
Bring On The Brand
​New Renaissance (4:56)
Guillotined (5:01)
​Absolute Power... (3:32)
​Upper Echelon (5:01)
Fallen Empires (4:49)
​Burned In Effigy (3:03)
​Foreign Conquest (3:57)
Delusions Of Grandeur (5:37)
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2012 - Let Them Eat Cake ​
Storm Your Bastille (3:08)
Let Them Eat Cake​ (3:56)
Divine Decadence (4:19)
​Bourgeois Love (4:05)
The Grand Masquerade (5:23)
Thuggery & Buggery (3:12)
Electric Pantomime (3:47)
​​Lead The Revolution (4:34)
Curtesy Before Me (3:27) 
(You're) The Cause Of My
​Uprising (2:58)
Pomp & Circumspect (4:11)

Big Balls - AC/DC cover feat.
Les Arts Florissants Baroques Orchestra (2:53)*
*Japanese edition only
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2009 - Ampersand Ümlaut ​​
Cowbells & Clavichords (1:59)​
House Of Bourbon (4:06)
Let Me Be Your Courtesan (3:51)
Your Bodice Would Look Better
On My Floor (3:25)
​Sweet Little Ingenue (3:38)
In The Servants' Quarters (2:56) 
​Panache (4:12)
​Corrupted By You (3:43)
Come Back To My Château (4:29)
​A Parcel Of Rogues (3:10)
Gallows Humour (3:04)
Nefarious (3:47)
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  • Home
  • Artists
    • Absolute Deathification
    • The Agony And The Agony
    • Ampersand Ümlaut
    • Antidisestablishmentarians
    • Astral Daggers
    • Brainhammer
    • Deathblossom
    • The Debt Pandas
    • EIN ZWEI DREI
    • Experience Machines
    • Fashion The Cactus
    • Harm To Ongoing Matter
    • Hot Dollop
    • The Incredible Rhyme Animals
    • Jeremiah Thunderclap And The Dakota Polecats
    • My Sweaty Cats
    • Vön Öy
  • Store
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