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Ampersand Ümlaut "U.S. Tour" shirt

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The band's latest tour has been a blessing in disguise. "You'd think in 2018 there'd be an insurance company that would have coverage for a refined-yet-hard-partying rock band and their collection of Renaissance-era instruments, but no..." vents Ampersand Ümlaut frontman Edward The Frivolous. "My mandolin and glockenspiel are like children to me. I'm a proud spiel parent!"


But here comes the blessing: "Our accountant looked at the fine print of one coverage plan and found out the band was fine if we referred to ourselves as a 'travelling museum'... not really rock n' roll at all, but it got the job done. Plus we get some sweet tax breaks!!" **


**as Edward The Frivolous said this, he made the 'Devil Horns' hand gesture, making tax breaks very rock n' roll.


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Side-seamed

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  • Artists
    • Absolute Deathification
    • The Agony And The Agony
    • Ampersand Ümlaut
    • Antidisestablishmentarians
    • Astral Daggers
    • Brainhammer
    • Deathblossom
    • The Debt Pandas
    • EIN ZWEI DREI
    • Experience Machines
    • Fashion The Cactus
    • Harm To Ongoing Matter
    • Hot Dollop
    • The Incredible Rhyme Animals
    • Jeremiah Thunderclap And The Dakota Polecats
    • My Sweaty Cats
    • Vön Öy
  • Store
  • News
  • REVIEWS
  • Rawk Blawg
  • About
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    • FAQ
    • Terms and Conditions >
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