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Lucy Bennett - vocals, keyboards/keytar, percussion
Frederico Colletini - guitars, bass, percussion


Known as the Bonnie & Clyde of the indie pop scene, The Debt Pandas will steal your heart with their dreamy/groovy melodies,
and may shred that same heart with their devastatingly raw lyrics - inspired by Lucy and Frederico's passionate-yet-volatile romantic relationship.

"We met at what is now our favorite vegan organic coffeehouse in Milan," Lucy says. "I was craving a soy milk 1/4-caf non-fat latte, and my eyes locked onto Freddy's, who was my barista. After spending the next few hours (and he got fired because he wouldn't stop talking to me) sharing our hopes, dreams and love of The Pixies, Aqua and Belle & Sebastian. We dated for 3 months, broke up then got back together 2 days later. We were breaking up after every tour then getting back together when we had enough song ideas for a writing session."

The reason for no new material for 15 years? Two kids, a 6-door minivan and a bungalow in Tucson. "We made it official after the Sanguine Hearts tour, and marital bliss killed our creativity," laments Frederico. "She'll give me a wedgie or I'll leave the toilet seat up to start some friction, but we don't get pissed off enough to start anything. We got desperate to write music again, and came up with Yadda-Yadda-Yadda after arguing over which season of Seinfeld to binge-watch!"
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'Outbreak Of Love Tour' tee  $45
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'Greige Album' tee  $30
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'02-03 Tour' tee  $45
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'Tennis Court' tee  $35
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'Yadda-Yadda-Yadda' tee  $35
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'Inexpensive Ruse' tee  $35
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'Sanguine Hearts lyrics' tee  $45

DISCOGRAPHY
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2020 - Outbreak Of Love
Outbreak Of Love (4:20)
Quarantine My Heart (& Soul) (3;37)
Close Quarters (4:09)
Keep My Distance (3:24)
Cabin Fever (2:53)
At A Standstill (4:15)

Ounce Of Prevention (3:08) 
Downhill Battle (3:42)
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2017 - Yadda-Yadda-Yadda
You Said Tomorrow Yesterday (3:16)
Best Guesstimate (4:02)
Bat An Eye (2:58)
Wandering Eyes (3:44)
Self-Saboteur (3:07)
You've Done Enough (4:13)
A Moment Of Your Time (3:29)
Or So You Think (2:41)
Yadda-Yadda-Yadda (3:35)​​
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2002 - Sanguine Hearts
Pitter-Patter Let's Get At 'Er (2:47)
Ye Of Little Faith (3:05)
Sanguine Hearts (3:29)
Chameleon With Your Feelings (3:34)
In On The Joke (4:13)
Look In The Mirror (3:41)
Get On With Your Good Self (2:56)​
Passing In The Night (3:22)
​Tous Les Soirs (3:14)
​Flaxen Hair (5:18)
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1999 - Coulda Woulda Shoulda
Coulda Woulda Shoulda (2:50)
We Are Your Underlings (3:46)
Font Of Misinformation (3:02)
​There's The Rub (2:39)
​Humble Abode (3:18)
(Stick A Fork In It) Our Love
​Is Done (3:21)

Misconstrued (3:04)
Get Out Of Your ​Own Way (4:27)
Poking The Bear (3:55)
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1997 - The Greige Album ​
Sdrawkcassab (4:45)
Kluned By Love (2:53)
You're So Feckless (3:16)
The World Is Your Mollusk (3:09)
Loving In Greige (4:02)
The Struggle Is Fake (2:48)
Run It Up The Flagpole (3:24)
Not Good With Goodbyes (Or Hellos For That Matter) (4:11)
Smelling Salts (2:39)
Copious Amounts Of Affection (3:31)
If You Squint Hard ​Enough (3:12)
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  • Home
  • Artists
    • Absolute Deathification
    • The Agony And The Agony
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    • The Debt Pandas
    • EIN ZWEI DREI
    • Experience Machines
    • Fashion The Cactus
    • Harm To Ongoing Matter
    • Hot Dollop
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