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DEBT PANDAS BREAKUP DRAMA
Is Lucy Bennett going solo? 
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September 16, 2019

Debt Pandas lead singer and founding member Lucy Bennett was seen last week entering venerable Clef Studios in New York City, leaving approximately 6 hours later. However, musical (and romantic) partner Frederico Colletini was nowhere to be found, leading fans to fear the worst: the end of the Debt Pandas.

The Pandas' manager, Sass McFarlane, vehemently denies that the duo has gone their separate ways. "They have never been closer than they are right now. Lucy is not, I repeat, not. recording a solo project. She went into the studio to record a public service announcement voiceover for cause that is near and dear to her heart: The Orphaned Mole Rat Foundation."

Frederico is laying low at the moment, so stay here for the latest. 
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