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"A STEAMING PILE OF ROCK N' ROLL"
Hot Dollop's strange tour promo
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May 8, 2019

Reporters were at a loss after leaving Hot Dollop's press conference announcing their 2019 U.S. reunion tour. Drummer Jimmy John Shackleford, bubbling over with excitement, boasted that the tour would be the "biggest steamin' pile of rock n' roll ever dropped on this fair earth". Headlines both negative and positive began to surface, guessing that either the band would self-destruct mid-tour or this would be a triumphant return by the Southern rockers. 

Although they have a world-class PR firm out of New York City, the Dollop boys put themselves right in the middle of the controversy. Band founder Donnie Haynes explained that "a steamin' pile Down South means a whole lotta good stuff. What Jimmy was sayin' was this tour is gonna blow yer goddang mind!"

And goddang mind-blowin' is right. Unconfirmed reports of live alligators, operational moonshine stills and the band arriving and leaving on an Airboat sound like a killer show. ""We're playin' wherever folks'll take us," said bassist/electric autoharpist Chandler Bodean. "arenas, concert halls, convention centres, country fairs, Walmart parkin' lots... and we've never met a tractor pull we never liked."

Sounds like a can't-miss event. The "Hell, Hooch N' Hominy" Tour begins July 4th at the North Forty truck stop in Holladay, Tennessee. For a limited time, fans will receive a 8 oz. ribeye steak dinner with every ticket purchase. 
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    • EIN ZWEI DREI
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    • Fashion The Cactus
    • Harm To Ongoing Matter
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