Billings, MONTANA - on the eve of a possible and much-anticipated reunion, ex-MC Phineas "Cranium" Johnson was arrested in a local bar after police were called due to a fight breaking out between two males.
The fracas happened at Shooters Casino and Sports Bar on June 28. One witness describes the incident as, "like when Barney Gumble punched Wade Boggs in The Simpsons*, man! MC Cranium and the other guy were arguing over who was the better military strategist: Hannibal of Carthage or Alexander The Great. Then the other guy sucker punches Cranium! Cranium jumps on him like a spider monkey and whacking the dude in the head! Crazy, man!"
On the heels of a possible Rhyme Animals reunion, time will tell whether this amps interest or trivialize the Animals's genius...
*Editor - we do not have footage of the fight. We do, however, have Mr. Gumble vs. Mr. Boggs:
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